Im Tim; a senior, guitar player, huge Devils and Patriots fan. writer for MusketFire.com
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This is what happens for real when I can’t find the right words.
Horse Tornado is the only phrase I will use from now on
It’s so fucking perfect I cannot even.
yes these all make perfect sense to me
It’s like “sea pancake”. Perfect.
I’ve called my ankle a “foot elbow” before
'Time lamp' (clock)
'Cold oven' (fridge)
We Germans do call the snail shell “snail house”, though. We are weird, weird people.
I got bit by one of these and I lost feeling in my leg for five minutes, and when I gained feeling back my leg was literally throbbing.
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
The Australia of the United States.
FUCKING GREAT! THE ONE FUCKING THING IN THE WORLD IM ALLERGIC TOO!
no no no no no no fuck you no
why are you all complaining, you never go outside anyway
Freelance copywriter Jon Ryder created a fictional pharmaceutical package to promote his services to agencies. The package was promoted to provide “effective relief from creative pain” coming complete with a faux patient information leaflet explaining how his copywriting skills could help an agency in need.
wow… I wish I were this creative
“And then I think it hit all of us. We didn’t know the next time we’ll be together. This was it. And it’s funny, in a moment like that when what’s really happening is too intense to deal with, sometimes it’s best to leave it unspoken and just enjoy each other’s company instead.”
Ted’s quote from last week’s HIMYM hit home super hard since I’ve been trying not to think about graduating in a few months and most likely never seeing some of my friends again. The thought of losing them sucks so I try not to think about it and just enjoy their company while I can